Caption Mixup

Days ago you must have uploaded the Big Butt article, Dave. I do think that will attract a certain amount of attention, given the lofty intellectual state of internet searchers these days. I guess you did not like the ORIGINAL caption, however, which was something more along the lines of the following:

There is no shame in sporting a ridiculously tiny butt, one which a myriad of girls and women might be envious of. However, if you MUST, you can use these handy instructions to set yourself up on a routine or working towards the time-honored goal of developing a most delightfully capacious derriere, much along the lines of those lovely ladies adorning a Rubens oil painting, which you may have at one time or another gazed upon in a museum. Start today and you might even achieve the look of one of the not-so-skinny movie stars who have become all the rage lately, as perhaps a Jennifer Lopez or a Christina Hendricks of Mad Men fame.

Don't tell me you thought that was too long a caption or something.